A little landscape study, and some thoughts on hair loss:
Smeagol: Mordor, I see Mordor!
Gollum: Thats not Mordor, Smeagol . Its Rivendell. Mordor's yonder....
Smeagol: Why do I keep forgetting my direction? Is that why Im losing hair?
Gollum: You look sexier without hair, Smeagol. sides, a head without hair is really more aerodynamic.
Smeagol: Say you could be right! I could feel the wind blowing right on top of me now! But still I dont want my head to look like a football. Is there a cure for hair loss?
Gollum: Well, there is but it may have side effects.
Smeagol: What kind of side effects?
Gollum: You could grow hair all over your body, including from inside your nostril...
Smeagol: I guess its better to stick with no hair, then. Theres one problem though. Sometimes, I cant see you on the water reflection.
Gollum: Why's that?
Smeagol: cause our head's too shiny!